Apa Dia?

2008-10-11T21:31:00.004+08:00

DATUK SRK

Another Hari Raya gift? I give up...

2008-10-06T12:31:00.001+08:00

CERITA HARI RAYA AKU 1

Selamat Hari Raya to everyone. How was your Raya? Me..EXCELLENT!! Too bad my other half tak boleh nak join due to her commitment nun jauh di seberang sana dunia.

One thing for sure, this raya, aku berpeluang berjumpa semula dengan mereka-mereka yang istimewa dalam hidup aku, friends and relatives. It was surely nice to know that those people, still care for you and the family, something that kadang-kadang kita semua terlupa. It took an old timer, to bring me for a trip down memory lane, and made me thinking “ Wooo..What went wrong? Where was I? What had happened? Why?”

Sorry, aku agak emosional sikit, biasa la, demam raya tak habis lagi. To my friends yang jemput dan menjamu dengan bermacam-macam juadah, tak kira la, nasi ayam ka, lemang ka, ketupat ka, or even the nice gulai kepala ikan nyog-nyog by the Retreat (that was great..), terimakasih tak terhingga untuk anda semua.

Selamat Hari Raya sekali lagi.

2008-10-06T00:11:00.003+08:00

LUKA SERIBU RINDU
Sempena musim raya tahun ni, ini lagu pilihan aku:

Api dah menjadi bara
Bara menjadi debu
Mawar indah yang setangkai
Layu dan berguguran

Begitulah ibarat cinta
Terjalin sementara
Madu tak sempatku rasa manisnya
Pahit berganti
Terpaksa ku telan jua

Aku bagaikan tawanan
Di dalam perang rindu
Asyik berganti derita
Cinta tak kesudahan

Mesranya tingkahmu
Disamping si dia
Menambah luka di hatiku
Senyumanmu di samping orang ketiga
Bagaikan sembilu
Menusuk di hatiku

Hati ku sakit tak tertahan lagi
Kasih
Sukarnya begini
Cinta murni nan sejati
Kemanakah hala
Yang akan kubawa
Hati sarat luka seribu rindu
Dia yang menanti
Setiaku menunggu
Tapi kepadanya kau pergi

2008-09-19T09:50:00.003+08:00

HOW SEXY IS YOUR NAME

Hey, I took an online quiz this morning just to see how sexy is my name. They said sexy name attracts the opposite sex better. And..the result :

Your name sounds more mysterious than sexy.

And what's wrong with that? Nothing, having a mysterious sounding name just makes you more interesting to the opposite sex. They not only will remember your mysterious sounding name, they will follow you to the ends of the earth.

Can u believe that!

2008-09-18T11:31:00.002+08:00

RAMADHAN AL MUBARAK

Wow,almost a month since my last posting. Still not too late to wish everyone Selamat Berpuasa. Another two weeks to go..Baju raya dah beli? Kuih raya dah buat or dah beli? And...as a Hari raya gift, I've decided to put up my photo here. There u are, Saidondengki in person!

This hari raya, I'll be celebrating with only my kids as mak depa dah pergi kursus for 3 month kat Belfast. So most likely I'll be heading back to my beloved hometown. Yeah..balik kampung.

2008-08-26T09:46:00.001+08:00

GREATEST TEAM

Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com

2008-07-25T11:03:00.002+08:00

TOM TOM BAK

Apa permainan kita hari ni adik-adik? Ye...main zina-zina.Yes my friends..welcome to an extended version of "main masak-masak" and "main kawin-kawin". Read this one from harian metro and u know what I mean:

Main zina-zina

Oleh Mohd Jamilul Anbia Md Denin dan Mohd Fauzi Abdullah
am@hmetro.com.my

KUALA LUMPUR: Jika selama ini main ‘masak-masak atau main kahwin-kahwin’ begitu sinonim dengan kanak-kanak, namun pengakuan tiga murid sekolah rendah yang terjebak dalam permainan ‘main rogol-rogol’ sangat menggemparkan.

‘Permainan’ yang bertitik tolak daripada ketagihan menonton VCD lucah itu mendorong kanak-kanak bawah umur terbabit ghairah mencuba melakukan hubungan seks walaupun sesama saudara terdekat.

Lebih memeranjatkan apabila murid sekolah rendah seawal usia 10 tahun itu tergamak menjadikan adik perempuan serta kakak dan adik saudara sebagai bahan eksperimen melakukan perbuatan terlarang terbabit.

Perkara itu didedahkan Timbalan Pengerusi Pertubuhan Sahabat Insan dan Iman Malaysia, Ahmadi Baharudin, yang memberikan kaunseling kepada sekumpulan murid sekolah rendah yang dihantar untuk pemulihan akhlak dan akidah di sebuah pusat dakwah di Banting, Selangor, baru-baru ini. More

What do we learn from this?

2008-07-25T10:18:00.003+08:00

AKASIA - BAJU KASIH

Makcik Senah termenung di depan rumah. Kejap lagi Pak Man mesti balik minum petang. Rutin biasa bagi Pak Man yang sibuk dengan projek ladang jagung, sejak pencen. Cuma, kadang-kadang saja Pak Man singgah minum kat warung Mak Yus, janda beranak lima tak jauh dari ladang jagung Pak Man. Kadang-kadang risau jugak Mak Senah, maklum la dulu masa muda-muda, Pak Man memang dok gila sangat dengan Mak Yus ni, cuma Pak Man ni jenis pemalu. Last-last melopong bila Suib, peon sekolah masuk meminang. Takut juga la Mak Senah, mana tau kot-kot cinta lama berputik kembali. Walaupun umur dah setengah abad, Mak Yus pandai jaga badan.

"Ahh..lantak le,malas nak fikir, baik aku pi jenguk anak menantu kat pekan esok" rungut Mak Senah. Anak tunggal Mak Senah, Anis baru dua bulan berkahwin dengan Kamarul, anak ketua kampung. Lepas seminggu kahwin Kamarul terus ajak Anis pindah ke rumah baru di pekan.

Keesokan harinya...."Assalamualaikum"... "Waalaikumsalam, masuk la mak, Anis dok tengah masak ni" sahut anak kesayangan Mak Senah. "Astaghafirullah..." mengucap panjang Mak Senah tatkala melihat anak kesayangan tengah menggoreng ikan keli tanpa seurat benang. "Pasal apa ni? Tak dak baju nak pakai ka?" tanya Mak Senah.

"jangan la terkejut mak...ni namanya Baju Kasih..saya selalu pakai macam ni kat rumah. Abang Kamarul yang suruh, dia kata bila pakai baju kasih ni, lagi kuat kasih sayang suami isteri" terang Anis dengan muka selamba."Mak pun cuba la pakai kat rumah, bapak mesti sayang." sambung Anis.

Lepas makan Mak Senah pun minta diri untuk pulang. Lega hati dia bila tengok kebahagiaan Anis. Bagaimana kebahagiaan dirinya? Mak Senah tekad, perubahan mesti di buat, biar Pak Man tak pandang lagi Mak Yus.

Mak Senah baru siapkan minum petang bila Pak Man sampai ke rumah dengan kereta Proton Iswara kesayangan."Mak oiii..!! Awat ni Senah?" tanya Pak Man, apa bila Mak Senah melenggang masuk dari dapur. "Tak dak baju nak pakai ka Senah oii..." sambung Pak Man sambil mata melihat ke atas ke bawah akan Mak Senah yang berdiri di depan dia tanpa seurat benang pun di badan. "Alaa..abang ni, ni namanya Baju Kasih, anak kita Anis pun selalu pakai baju kasih ni kat rumah dia, katanya laki dia suka sangat"..terang Mak Senah."Abang ni macam tak suka pulak".

"Aku ni sayang kan kamu tu Senah, aku tak kisah kalau nak pakai baju kasih ni...tapi...."..Pak Man terdiam. "Tapi apa bang??" tanya Senah.
"Tapi.....lain kali SETERIKA la dulu!!
Mak Senah meraung lagi.........SEKIAN

p.s cerita di atas sebenarnya diolah oleh penulis berdasarkan karya asal yang tidak diketahui asal usulnya.terimakasih

2008-07-16T14:07:00.002+08:00

BOMOH DAJE AND ISTERI MANGKUK

At first I wanted to blog on the debate between Anwar and Shabery but this piece from Harian Metro far better than that la..

Isteri dirogol bomoh dajal

Oleh Zalifah Mohd Yatim
zalifah@hmetro.com.my

MUAR: Usaha seorang wanita muda untuk berubat dengan seorang bomoh dipercayai dirasuk makhluk halus berakhir dengan detik hitam dalam hidupnya.

Mangsa disyaki dirogol bomoh terbabit di sebuah rumah di Tanjung Agas di sini, pagi Jumaat lalu.

Dalam kejadian itu, mangsa yang sudah berumahtangga ke rumah bomoh itu untuk berubat jam 9 pagi.

Apa yang memilukan ialah tragedi malang yang menimpa wanita berusia 20-an itu berlaku dalam satu ruang di rumah bomoh terbabit ketika ahli keluarga dan suaminya menunggu di luar.

Bomoh terbabit gagal mengawal nafsu serakahnya selepas proses berubat dengan memandikan mangsa yang masih ‘bergetah’.

Ketika dimandikan, mangsa dipercayai bersendirian dengan bomoh terbabit yang berusia 41 tahun.

Keadaan separuh sedar wanita itu akibat dipercayai dirasuk makhluk halus juga memudahkan bomoh ‘dajal’ berkenaan mengambil kesempatan terhadap mangsa tanpa memikirkan kesan tindakannya yang tidak bertanggungjawab itu.

Susulan kejadian itu, mangsa membuat laporan di Balai Polis Muar dua hari kemudian.

Sepasukan polis menahan bomoh itu di rumahnya jam 11 pagi kelmarin.

Timbalan Ketua Polis Daerah, Superintendan Lee Choon Guan, ketika dihubungi mengesahkan laporan itu.

Katanya, lelaki itu kini ditahan reman enam hari berakhir 20 Julai depan.

What la..u know the wife is "bergetah" and u let the 41 yr old bomoh "mandikan". Really...who's the daje now?

2008-07-15T12:22:00.002+08:00

SUSANNA

To The Retreat,Mbamccaw, The Red Guy, Fish, this rare video is dedicated to you all. Have a nice day!!

2008-07-15T12:07:00.002+08:00

EXCITING NIGHT
Nothing is more relaxing then sitting in front of TV watching Miss Universe!
The moment I saw Miss Venezuela, I knew she'll make it to the Top 5. Damn..I was good. She was crowned Miss Universe 2008. As for Malaysia, well we've got to stop sending those Amoy la...! May be our Astronaut could be on the top 10..hahaha.

2008-07-13T00:20:00.002+08:00

SONGS OF THE MONTH

I don't know why, but the songs keep playing in my head la..lately......hmmm

And this too...

2008-07-13T00:06:00.003+08:00

VOLKSWAGEN CARNIVAL in IPOH

Nice la friend..

2008-06-17T14:53:00.005+08:00

DID U KNOW?

I didn't.. Apparently according to Petronas Chief, they have been publishing the annual report for the past 18 years..yeah..past 18 years reports, not an 18year report, mind you.

Petronas chief: Report is public

By WONG SAI WAN

KUALA LUMPUR: Petronas has been publishing its annual report for the past 18 years and it is easily available, including on its website, said its president and chief executive officer Tan Sri Mohd Hassan Marican.

“We print 5,000 copies of the report every year even though we are legally required to publish only two. We distribute the report to the Parliament library, ministries and even the media,” he said in an interview.

Replying to queries by various quarters that the national petroleum corporation’s accounts were not made public, Hassan said yesterday that this was not true and it was just that certain people “refused to look for iteven though it is easily available.” More

I'm not sure about this but if its true then, why did no one bother to highlight this before? Past 18 years...a long time. Why today? Why not last week?

I browsed the website, its not easy to find..maybe aku buta IT kot. Use the search button and type "annual report"...then u get this page:

2008-06-12T12:58:00.002+08:00

I'M THE LAW

Mbamccaw wrote about justice and law in our country. Well this is what we need...hahahaha..

2008-06-12T12:15:00.002+08:00

ALERT!ALERT!!

When I read the STAR front page today, my head went spinning!! Well..here's why...

Fuel price increases capped

By MAZWIN NIK ANIS and SIM LEOI LEOI

PUTRAJAYA: There will be no further increase to the price of fuel in the country this year. This is despite the possibility of the global price of oil reaching US$200 (RM654) per barrel, as forecast by some analysts.

This latest decision by the Cabinet came on top of various measures announced on Monday to help the Government cut costs and channel more subsidies to low-income earners.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said to stem any more increase, the Government would have to think of alternative ways to finance its spending. Details here

Check the record and you'll know why I'm so worry...hint: No, I'm not gettting married,.... , No election yet..etc, etc..

2008-06-09T16:52:00.002+08:00

SEMUA NAIK

Semua dah tau minyak naik, RM2.70...gila wei.. Disuruh pulak ubah gaya hidup! Bengong la..ubah gaya hidup lagu mana, la ni pun tak berapa nak bergaya dah.Mari pindah ramai-ramai duduk dalam hutan.Pikiag pakai kepala lutut kot... nak pakai moto , silap-silap tak sempat sampai ofis, tergolek masuk longkang.

2008-05-22T12:48:00.003+08:00

BLOGS FOR SMSAH8286

Nampaknya ada yang dah ambik inisiatif untuk adakan blog untuk bekas-bekas pelajar batch aku kat SMSAH tahun 8286. Semoga blog ni akan menghangatkan dan merapatkan lagi hubungan. Terimakasih kepada Syed Nasirin atas usaha tersebut. Lawat SMSAH8286

2008-04-25T16:24:00.003+08:00

IT'S OFFICIAL!, I'M A YEAR OLDER

Yes my friends..I'm a year older. I'm thirty plus plus la... okay? When I was in primary school, I didn't even care about my birthday, apatah lagi birthday orang lain. Unlike present day kids, where mak bapak will throw a birthday party or at least a cake bigger than his head!

When I got my first birthday card about 24 yrs ago, it was weird, did not know how to react, man.. But a friend told me, "Bro..NOW you have a girlfriend, this is what a couple do..do the the same to her, and you'll have less headache, throw in some chocolates and you"ll get more love.." Hey, he was right!!

Well..24 years later, the spirit is still strong! AZRA Forever!!

2008-04-22T11:37:00.001+08:00

22 APRIL ONCE AGAIN

2008-04-07T14:55:00.003+08:00

SUFIAH...OH SUFIAH

Pick this from the Star paper:

I have no regrets, says Sufiah

PETALING JAYA: Maths prodigy Sufiah Yusof, who is now working as a prostitute, claims she is living the life she wants without any regrets.

She does not think being an escort is sleazy and terrible and says her clients treat her like a princess in an interview with British tabloid News of the World.

“People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don’t see it like that,” she said in a no-holds-barred interview that was published with pictures of her in skimpy attire and sexy poses.

Sufiah: ‘People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don’t see it like that’

Sufiah claimed that she wanted to be in control of her life.

“I hate this stereotype society has of escorts as being exploited. It is so far from the truth. My clients treat me like a princess. One guy took me shopping on Bond Street. He bought me a beautiful black Gucci dress for £300 (RM1,920) and then took me to Selfridges, where I could pick a handbag I liked.”

Sufiah chose a £600 (RM3,840) Gucci clutch and later that night, she repaid him for his generosity .

The 23-year-old Sufiah, who passed her Maths A-level when she was only 12, was enrolled at St Hilda’s College in Oxford a year later.

She was working as an administrative assistant earning £16,000 (RM102,400) a year in Manchester when, about four months ago in a bar, she was asked by an “immaculate lady in a designer suit” to become an escort.

She found the offer appealing because she was running up debts of about £3,500 (RM22,400) in rent and credit card expenses.

“I have studied so intensely for so many years, I wanted to have some fun,” said Sufiah, whose Pakistani father Farooq Yusof forced her to study day and night.

The father is now in jail for sexually assaulting two pupils.

She sent her photographs to an escort website and the agency listed her. A few days later, she was offered a client.

She admitted being quite nervous, but excited as well. Read more here

Well..she made her choice, making good money and proud of it...so for those who were so excited to go to London and help her out, please,don't waste money!! Unless you were thinking of paying her RM1000 and find out how genius she is on bed! Hey..may be she'll ask u to solve some maths problem before u get to do all the humping.."If i bend 45 degree to the left and u 45 degree to the left, with u on top, how many time will i have my orgasm?" For sure I won't be paying that much, not because of the money but i failed my math..

To Sufiah@Shilpa Lee..this is for you:

2008-04-04T10:55:00.002+08:00

SENTIMENTAL SIKIT

I'm feeling very sentimental la today.. so I'm going to dedicate this song from Herman's Hermit (no..not Kermit the Frog!) to everyone..

My Sentimental Friend

On the floor, the people dancing round
Moving close together
But there over low in the corner
There's the girl I once knew
Who broke me in two.
So won't you please play a song
A sentimental song
For my sentimental friend over there.

We've been so long apart
Make it go right to the heart
Of my sentimental friend over there.
Bring the tears to her eyes
Help to make her realize
The love we had was just beyond compare.
And if the time is right
Maybe I'll held her tight
My sentimental friend over there.

I recall the way she used to feel
When we heard a sad song
The teardrops would fall
And she'd hold me
And tell me,
She'd be for ever with me.
So won't you please play a song
A sentimental song
For my sentimental friend over there

We've been so long apart
Make it go right to the heart
Of my sentimental friend over there.
Bring the tears to her eyes
Help to make her realize
The love we had was just beyond compare.
And if the time is right
Maybe I'll held her tight
My sentimental friend over there.

Oh won't you please play a song
A sentimental song
For my sentimental friend over there.

We've been so long apart
Make it go right to the heart
Of my sentimental friend over there.
Bring the tears to her eyes
Help to make her realize
The love we had was just beyond compare.
And if the time is right
Maybe I'll held her tight
My sentimental friend over there.

So won't you please play a song
A sentimental song
For my sentimental friend over there...

2008-04-04T10:22:00.002+08:00

TAKE A BREAK LA..

Lets enjoy these clips, courtesy from Comedy Court:

2008-04-03T16:21:00.004+08:00

FUTSAL PHOTOS

Few photos during Futsal the other day.

2008-03-28T14:51:00.004+08:00

DUA BULAN BERLALU

Wow..sedar tak sedar, dah dua bulan aku tak update blog ni. Macam-macam dah berlaku dalam dua bulan ni. To start off, I suffered a minor injury during Futsal that day. Hey that's part and parcel of the games, so no komplen la. The result was more than expected, at least for me la, imagine playing against younger teams (aku rasa saja orang nak sabotaj ni..). In the end, it was 1-1-1, not bad ahh.. Sampai sekarang, aku tak tau team mana yang jadi champion.. Anyway sapa yang menang atau kalah tak penting, yang penting to be part of the tournament, as player or even just a supporter (ni yang susah nak dapat ni..) For those guys in my team, I salute u all la..We play again next year.

2008-02-01T16:13:00.000+08:00

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME

Alert!! Saidon will be in KL on 16th February 2008, showing off his much talked-about skill in a Futsal Tournament. Known for having the "safest hands" between the posts, he'll be in the company of other multi-talented stars for the "Mortal Kombat of Futsal", the Ultimate Battle..BE THERE!!

Note: Currently, Saidon is undergoing a very intensive weight management programme..

2008-01-16T15:05:00.000+08:00

Alamak dah kena tag. I'll try my best. Let's start:
1. Name one person who made you laugh last night. Dhanish my son
2. What were you doing at 0800? Watching Linggam News
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Updating my blog
4. What happened to you in 2006? Can’t remember
5. What was the last thing you said out loud? Me too!!
6. How many beverages did you have today? 2
7. What color is your hairbrush? Black
8. What was the last thing you paid for? 8.50 breakfast
9. Where were you last night? At home, ipoh, what to do..
10. What color is your front door? Haven’t notice la
11. Where do you keep your change? in a vase , I called it money flower..
12. What’s the weather like today? the weather is clear!!
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor? mango
14. What excites you? My wife
15. Do you want to cut your hair? Nope
16 Are you over the age of 25? I wish..
17. Do you talk a lot? Most of the time
18. Do you watch the O.C.? What’s that???
19. Do you know anyone named Steven? Yes, Steven Liew
20. Do you make up your own words? Not good
21. Are you a jealous person? No more..no time
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’. Azman Awang Tengah
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’. Kamal
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list? Lan, breakfast gang
25. What does the last text message you received say? “Can we get the sponsor?” from a client for sports day.
26. Do you chew on your straw? Nope..
27. Do you have curly hair? Hahaha…
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to? My kampung
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life? Easy..my mother –in-law
30. What was the last thing you ate? Fried Rice
31. Will you get married in the future? Should I?? I’ll think about it
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks? Om Shanti Om
33. Is there anyone you like right now? No comment
34. When was the last time you did the dishes? Last nite, yes I did.
35. Are you currently depressed? I don’t think so
36. Did you cry today? Pleasee…….
37. Why did you answer and post this? Why not.
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey: Don’t have la

2008-01-16T11:07:00.000+08:00

2008, NEW YEAR, WHATS UP...

Here I am sitting in Kamisuka Kopitiam, trying to update my blog. Very busy towards the end of last year. Sekarang baru agak relax sikit. Hoping this year I boleh update this blog sekerap mungkin.
New Year... this year tak dak azam baru sebab azam tahun sudah pun tak settle lagi so this year azam untuk capai last year punya azam..hahaha. A year older........hmm.
Well, how do we start this new year? For me, right now I'm in the market looking for a good spycam detector/jammer. It Is a must now la.. After the episode of "Aksi Ganas Seorang Apek" , manyak susah lorrr.... I'll update on that once I get hold of the unit. Susah le, masuk tandas kat shopping complex pun kena skodeng, hari tu ada kena kat kedai mamak, kat changing room pun ada. The target could be anyone..it could be you or me! Anyway, should you be in hotel room with your partner, and without the detector please be extra careful. Still, if you really, really, need to do it, pleaseeee..make sure you do it in style! Pull out some tricks from the kamasutra. At least, you can be proud of your show..hahaha.
So go out..get yourself prepared. Be it a spycam jammer or at least a Kamasutra Book.

2007-11-14T12:58:00.000+08:00

APA TERJADI?

Hey...I'm back! Raya dah berlalu, Deepavali pun dah lepas, macam-macam dah berlaku since my last posting. Plan raya hari tu satu pun tak jadi! Raya pertama sampai la ke hari 30, kat Ipoh weii.. Terkilan rasa tak dapat nak jumpa member-member, takat berbalas-balas SMS (sehingga menimbulkan rasa keraguan di pihak-pihak tertentu..hahaha).
Open house masih ada lagi ni. Baru dua hari lepas pi makan free and the most impressive ones. Makan dah la free, siap ada artis undangan. Kalau setakat panggil band kenduri, tu kira biasa la, ini makan sambil Dayang Nurfaizah menyanyi kat sebelah. Hebat... Belanja besar ni.. Aku tak nak la komen lebih-lebih tentang benda lain, orang dah bagi makan.
Masa dok shopping raya hari tu, ada la si Manjalara tu shopping sekali. Malang sekali anak-anak tak ikut, kalau tak boleh la pakai umpan anak-anak, pi sembang-sembang..Chehhhh..terpegun aku!
Alahai...

2007-10-09T12:52:00.000+08:00

HARI RAYA DATANG LAGI

Rasanya baru lagi aku ucap Selamat Berpuasa, dah nak Menyambut Aidilfitri. jadi aku mengambil kesempatan ini mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada semua sedara-mara termasuklah ayah, emak, mak baru, sahabat sahabat terutama sekali XJenan walau di mana anda berada, dan tak lupa juga isteri dan anak-anak.

Program Raya tahun ni, seperti yang dicadangkan:

Raya Pertama : Sambutan Hari Raya di Ipoh
Raya Kedua : Sambutan di Ipoh lagi
Raya Ketiga : Lagi Sambutan di Ipoh
**Raya Keempat - Raya Ke tujuh: Mega Raya di Kedah Darulaman Dan Perelih Indera Kayangan

** Lokasi sambutan mungkin ditukar ke Kuala Lumpur sekiranya terdapat masalah-masalah teknikal.

Lagu raya ni aku tujukan untuk semua:

2007-09-12T13:20:00.000+08:00

SELAMAT BERPUASA

Aku mengambil kesempatan ini untuk mengucapkan Selamat Berpuasa kepada semua. Belum start lagi dah sibuk nak shopping Raya..Aduss..

2007-08-28T11:47:00.000+08:00

BILA BULAN BERWARNA BIRU - Arab & Aidit

Malam bulan berendang
Berwarna biru di cermin kali
Mata air memancar
Mengilap mata yang lama kabur

Derita perlakukan
Gerlapan malam
Di kaki gunung bertudung kabus
Syahdu lagu berdendang
Melamar kasih sayup membisik
Membelai sukmaku
Berkurun rindu agak pendita

Berkilau sinar
Maya yang menderu
Membakar bahu musafir
Di lembah duka nestapa

Kini kasih kembali
Sekilas mentari
Sepi di ranting yang amat tinggi
Sekadar menemani
Jiwa tersadai
Di belantara sepi

Merayu pada yang maha esa
Agar dikurnia cahaya
Cinta kekal selama
Ku sepi...

Aku cukup minat dengan lagu ni. Melodi dan penyampaian cukup syahdu. Cuma masalahnya aku tak berapa nak faham dengan maksud lagu ni. So kalau sapa-sapa tolong explain sikit kat aku ni.

2007-08-25T10:02:00.000+08:00

EUROPE

Remember them? EUROPE.. Ala..lagu famous, Final Countdown, selalu jadi lagu tema kalau ada sesi motivasi..ntah apa-apa. There's one more song that really makes me tangkap lentuk..

Back to Final Countdown, I found this video "20 years of Final Countwon". Quite interesting. Well 20 years...some things do change..but some don't.

2007-08-17T11:55:00.000+08:00

MANJALARA

Weii..macam mana boleh jadi pun aku tak tau la. Aku dah kena penyakit drama pukul 6.30 petang ni. Sekarang ni aku dah tak boleh miss cerita Manjalara. 6.30 aku mesti dah melepak depan TV. Bini aku kata "tanda2 dah berumur", aku tak rasa macam tu la. Tambahan pulak sekarang ni Manja dah transformed jadi Lara...hmmm.. Entahla aku tak tau la kot-kot ada orang lain lagi yang dah kena penyakit macam aku ni. Aku rasa mungkin semangat bulan merdeka kot, kena patriotik sikit, jenguk2 la drama melayu ni.
Nak tambah semangat lagi tengok la Gerak Khas..hahaha..Dalam keadaan sekarang ni, kalau baca paper ka, blog ka, ada saja komplen pasal polis. Itu la, ini la...pening. Jadi satu-satunya pasukan polis yang kita boleh harap sekarang ni, team Gerak Khas ni la. Susah sangat lantik Yusuf Haslam jadi IGP.Sarjan Misai pun dah nak pencen.

2007-08-17T11:29:00.000+08:00

RANI

"What is it about her that you like so much?" asked my wife. Woo..how to answer la. I've been cracking my head to solve this mystery. I know I love her voice and the eyes but why? Baru-baru setelah lama mengkaji aku rasa aku dah dapat jawapan. And it was a shocking discovery! I'll keep it to myself la...

2007-08-14T10:10:00.000+08:00

LAGU BULAN KEMERDEKAAN

Lamunan Terhenti

Entah mengapakah hatiku bergetaran
Bila bertemu lagi oh! kekasih lama
Ku cuba selindungkan api keresahan
Namun perasaan ini berapi di dalam

Ku kira angkau sudah melupakan
Kerna itulah engkau nampak tenang
Lainlah aku walau ketika ini
Masih membara ingatanku terhadapmu

Ku singkap kenangan dulu
Sewaktu kasih berputik
Kugenggam erat tanganmu
Kau tunduk sembunyikan wajah
Namun dapat aku meneka hatimu
Sehati denganku

Lalu kau mendongak berbalas renungan
Dan dengan perlahan tangan kau lepaskan
Kau pun berlalu dalam kepekatan malam
Tinggal aku seorang

Terhenti lamunan bila ku dikejutkan
Engkau dipimpin pergi oleh seseorang
Dalam keterpaksaan kau melangkah kaki (pergi)
Namun sempat jua kau menoleh ku disini

-Aris Ariwatan-

2007-07-24T12:01:00.000+08:00

DISCOTHEQUE

When I was 17, little did I know that one day I'll be strutting my stuff in a place called Discotheque or as what my friend pronounced Disko-The-Kiew..There were a few that I still remember, 11 LA, Base2, Fac3 (it was built in an abandoned factory, I guess). It was tough trying to fit in with those crowd, moreover I was known to be a very shy guy.
First few visits was more like an orientation programme, getting to know some people, learning a few steps (very important, otherwise you'll be "beruk kena belacan"). Hey, it was not that tough. Just sway with the music...Honestly, it took a lot of guts to go down to the dance floor. Pheww..being voted "Best Dance Couple of the Nite" says it all..hahahaha..
It was all about having fun all night long.. Moving from one club to another. Getting invitation whenever there was a new club opening. When Tommy Pager, ooopss Tommy Page launched his first album, I was among the first to see him offering a shoulder to cry on!
Anyway that was history. Hardly can dance to a song nowadays, SEMPUt maaa...!!

Life is full of lots of up and downs,
And the distance feels further when you're headed for the ground,
And there is nothing more painful than to let you're feelings takeyou down,
It's so hard to know the way you feel inside,
When there's many thoughts and feelings that you hide,
But you might feel better if you let me walk with you by your side,

-Tommy Page-

2007-07-19T12:56:00.000+08:00

NEW MOM, NEW DAY

Its official! I got new mom and Malaysia still sucks at football! Long before FAM realised they need to do some changes, my dad already decided we need new face. So for that to happen, someone got to step down. Like other organisation, new line up means new rules, new game. In my dad's case, even change of location! Whatever it is, I believe my old man is still good at his game. So TIGA KALI GEMPUR WIRA UNTUK MY DAD.. GEMPUR WIRA!GEMPUR WIRA! GEMPUR WIRA!

Definitely due to this, the focus will be shifted to yours truly. The punters will be putting their bet! As of now the bet is at 1:200..hahaha. I'm under pressure..oh..no...

And to FAM, stop all current development program. Obviously it is not working. The development program should start by selections of potential couples. They must have certain criteria needed to produce future players, i.e athletic, bigger and taller size and off course intelligent (this is the hardest part I guess). Vote me as the next Timbalan Presiden FAM!!

2007-07-03T12:13:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DANNY BOY

Hari ni genap 2 tahun umur anak aku Ahmad Dhanish@ Danny Boy. Selamat Hari Jadi!!! Petang ni kena beli kek la.

2007-06-15T17:50:00.000+08:00

CSI : MIAMI

I love CSI Miami. I think David Caruso got style laa.. Watch this:

2007-06-15T17:25:00.000+08:00

TRIBUTE TO ALLEYCATS

2007-06-14T13:38:00.000+08:00

SURAT CINTA

"Orang dah tak reti tulis surat lagi le sekarang ni"
"Ala dah ada SMS, buat apa tulis surat lagi"
"Ye la, kalau nak tulis panjang sikit, hantar la email"
"Nak chat online pun dah senang sekarang ni"
"Orang lama je yang pandai tulis menulis surat ni"

Di atas adalah antara kata-kata yang keluar semasa aku dok lepak dengan kawan-kawan aku semalam. Topik ni keluar sebab ada satu budak umor dalam 20an, asyik dok berSMS dalam ofis. Kali ni kekerapan tu tinggi sikit pasal dia baru lepas bergaduh dengan awek, nak memujuk, tu yang SMS tak henti-henti. Dia ingat pujuk memujuk pakai SMS ni boleh ka? Entahla, masa aku dulu kalau nak memujuk, berkajang-kajang la surat nak kena tulis. Tapi bila dah pandai susun ayat, sejukkk hati.

"Technology brings people closer", aku setuju tapi dalam masa yang sama ada elemen-elemen penting yang hilang, tambahan pula dalam surat cinta. Bila menulis tu "personal touch" ada. Itu elemen paling penting.

Bagi aku, SMS dan email masih tak boleh lawan surat menyurat. Lain dia punya kick. Tak percaya tanya la sesiapa yang pernah lalui. Layan.... Kerja menulis surat cinta ni plak bukan senang especially for beginners, nak siap satu muka surat pun makan berjam-jam kalau tak berhari. Kalau orang perempuan, mungkin senang sikit nak mengarang berbanding dengan lelaki. Kalau dah 'brutal', tiba-tiba nak karang surat cinta, masalah tu.

Dulu masa mula-mula aku nak tulis surat yang pertama, jenuh la jugak, maklum la umur antara 14 ke 15 (baligh awal), tapi okay la kot, girlfriend tak komplen. Bila nak tunggu balasan tu yang thrill.. Bila dah lama-lama menulis, makin cekap la, setakat empat lima muka writing pad warna biru tu, kacang ja. Yang jadi persoalan kawan2 aku masa tu, aku dengan girlfriend aku ni bukannya duduk jauh pun, hari-hari dok jumpa tapi surat menyurat tetap ada. Yang dok bertanya pun posmen-posmen tak rasmi la. Anyway, orang yang tak tau takkan faham.

Tapi seingat aku la, aku tak la sampai ke tahap hardcore lagi dalam surat cinta ni. Ada setengah kawan aku tu, cara lipat surat pun penting, tu tak kira warna kertas lagi, siap ada design macam-macam! Ada perfume lagi you!! Bagi yang kurang mampu atau dalam keadaan terdesak, boleh tabur bedak. Bila girlfriend buka surat, kalau ada asma boleh masuk wad!

Nak baca surat cinta tak boleh macam baca suratkhabar. Posisi paling best, baca sambil baring-baring. Lagi tebal surat tu, lagi sedap. Lepas tu senyum sorang-sorang...hahaha.
Sekarang mana ada lagi dah..tit..tit.tit.SMS, buka PC baca email.. Tak best la!!

2007-05-28T12:40:00.000+08:00

TANJONG MALIM

A place well known for Universiti Pendidikan Sultan Idris, Pau and recently Proton City. Years before Leburaya Utara Selatan, when I was still a small kid, my dad never failed to make a stop in this small town for the infamous Pau. But after the highway completed, we have stopped going there. Furthermore you can get that famous Pau at the R&R nowadays.
Last Saturday, I had the pleasure of visiting the town again. I told my wife we'll be having lunch at the famous Yik Mun Restaurant. That's where the Pau originated. The restaurant is still there, the interior much better but the workers are all Indon..none of the chinese fellas were there. Not sure about the cook though.. Anyway we ordered the Pau, Curry Mee, Beef Noodle, Fried Beehoon and Fried Chicken. The Pau has lost some of its magic, there's nothing to shout about when it comes to the Curry Mee, Beef Noodle and Fried Chicken. The fried beehoon was something else..fantastic! The total damage RM26. Okay la...not bad.
Since we are attending a wedding the very next day in Kalumpang (15 minutes from Yik Mun), the best option is to find a hotel. After checking a few low budget hotel, I decided on Hotel Cahaya. Its just opposite Yik Mun, so if we need to try other dishes, we can just walk. The family room is spacious, with one King Size bed and a single bed,air-cond and TV. A good deal for RM80. There's a 24hour Nasi Kandar Restaurant on the ground floor and 7/11 just a few doors away. Very convenient. The service is good too..and upon check-in you just pay for the room, no deposit.
The next day, check-out at 12, attended the wedding (thank god tak hujan) and 4 hours later, I'm back at home.

2007-05-24T13:33:00.000+08:00

BULAN PENING

Pening sungguh bulan Mei ni. A very happening month I should say. My blood pressure should be on the high side I guess. Anyway with the help of a "gelang terapi bermagnet"(which my friend claimed it can do wonders to my body) I'm feeling better. And I'm singing to this tune:

CINTA

Jika ditanya tentang cinta
Macam-macamlah jawapannya
Ada cinta yang bawa ceria
Ada cinta yang sanggup merana

Sanggup berkorban apa saja
Hilang kawan hilang keluarga
Lebih baik cinta pada yang Esa
Tentunya kitakan selamat selamanya

Hidup ini penuh pancaroba
Kiri kanan masalah saja
Janganlah derita kerana cinta
Kerna cinta bahagia

Kalau benar cinta itu buta
Siapakah jadi bangsanya ?
Kalau cinta itu cinta setia
Nangis ketawa sama hahaha

Kalau kita boleh beli cinta
Berapa pula harganya ?
Alangkah indah kita dicinta
Kerana hidup kita lebih bahagia

-Amy Mastura-

2007-05-24T13:17:00.000+08:00

LAGU PALING POPULAR SEPANJANG BULAN INI

Ayah Ku Kahwin Lagi - L.Ramlee

Ayahku kahwin lagi
Dengan sidara jelita
Riang rasa hatinya
Mendapat isteri yang muda

Tapi ku sedih sekali
Kenang ibu yang ku kasihi
Tempat ibu sukar diganti
Tapi ayah kahwin lagi

( korus )
Kini ku membawa diri
Tempat bermanja jauh sekali
Ibu sudah dahulu pergi
Tapi ayah kahwin lagi
Ayah kahwin lagi

Pendapat muda remaja
Ayah pinangkan sidia
Anak ayah tak terjaga
Rumahtangga porak peranda

( ulang korus )
Ayah kahwin lagi
Ayah kahwin lagi
Ayah kahwin lagi...

2007-05-01T17:51:00.000+08:00

CRAB DAY

I love to cook. I love good food. I love seafood. So when I found out about a place where I could get a fresh crab, I didn't waste much time. 7 a.m my friend fetched me and off we go. Destination - Teluk Senangin, Lumut. Reached our destination by 9 am, and our friendly fisherman was unloading the catch of the day. There were crabs and crabs and crabs..Blue crab, red crabs..alive and kickin'.. So three of us bought 3 kg each. You can only get crabs at this place, so if you are not into it then it'll be a waste of time.

Two hours later, reached home, took out the barbeque set and ready for a feast.

Yum..yum..

2007-04-24T20:54:00.000+08:00

MOTIVASI HARI INI

"It ain't about how hard you can hit but about how hard you can hit back and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward." That IS how winners win! - Rocky Balboa-

2007-04-24T12:35:00.000+08:00

MY DREAM MACHINE

This is what I want. A Harley Davidson FatBoy. I'm going to get it by 2009. Off course my wife hates the idea. Jealous aaa.... Just last week I had a chance to watch the new John Travolta movie, "The Wild Hogs". It was about a bunch of mid aged guys and their Harleys. I can see myself doing that in a couple of years.. hahaha hoho.

2007-04-23T11:01:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Semalam birthday aku. Terimakasih kepada yang menghantar ucapan Selamat. Sorry la tak bleh reply pesanan pesanan korang, kredit habis, malas nak keluar pi top up. Biasa la birthday boy, malas nak bergerak. Anyway, naik lagi setakuk umur, alhamdulillah.. Banyak perancangan yang belum terlaksana, dah masuk RMK 9, RMK 7 pun tak siap lagi!!

2007-04-23T10:55:00.000+08:00

TMNET OH TMNET

Hangin betoi la aku! Seminggu line streamyx jalan macam kura. Buat bandwith test, sama level dgn 56K modem. Bila call TMNet, biasa la disuruhnya cabut itu, cabut ini, tutup sana, tutup sini... aku rasa dekat 8 kali call baru boleh selesai, tu pun makan tiga empat hari. Letih la.... Semalam baru okay. Terimakasih.

2007-04-11T20:32:00.000+08:00

MUNGKIN NANTI

peterpan

Saatnya ku berkata

Mungkin yang terakhir kalinya

Sudahlah lepaskan semua

Ku yakin inilah waktunya

Mungkin saja

Kau bukan yang dulu lagi

Mungkin saja

Rasa itu telah pergi

Dan mungkin bila nanti

Kitakan bertemu lagi

Satu pintaku jangan kau

Coba tanyakan kembali

Rasa yang ku tinggal mati

Seperti hari kelmarin

Saat semua di sini

Dan bila hatimu termenung

Bangun dari mimpi-mimpimu

Membuka hatimu yang dulu

Cerita saat bersamaku

Tak usah kau tanyakan lagi

Simpan untuk mu sendiri

Semua sesal yang kau cari

Semua rasa yang kau beri

2007-04-11T15:55:00.000+08:00

HEADACHE, HEARTACHE, MIGRAINE

Women..when they talk, do they think first? I'm talking about daily conversation, not when they are preparing for speeches or debates (which i assume they will do a lot of thinking). The percentage will frop further if you have argument with them. And that makes me really piss off..They seems to be very sure that eventually their men(who normally very forgiving) will just forget about the whole episode and everything will be back to normal. BAD NEWS: We don't forget!! Sometimes we do get tired and this is when the danger lurks..
Back to question again.. do they really think? Thank god, with so much advance technology, we have Panadol (they seems to know the pressure, so they came out with Actifast). That reminds me to take two of that after this..........

2007-04-10T20:59:00.000+08:00

BERBAGI SUAMI

Dah lama dah aku teringin nak tengok cerita Indon BERBAGI SUAMI, sebab dari cakap-cakap orang dan pengkritik-pengkritik filem yang selalu pergi minum dengan aku, cerita ni bagus banget.Chehh.. And the fact that the movie deal with polygamy make it more interesting to watch. So when Astro announced that this movie will be on Astro Box Office, Channel 49, I didn't think twice.
Well..after watching it for a second time yesterday... memang tak rugi la bayar 9.95 sebulan for the subscription. Waduh.. bagus sekali..bikin gue kangen sama kota jakarta.

Warning : Do not watch this movie with your wife! If you have to, try not to make stupid remark or stupid jokes! Trust me...laugh when necessary!

2007-04-09T00:58:00.000+08:00

TIADA LAGI

Its 1 a.m. So quiet..

2007-04-04T20:38:00.000+08:00

CINDAI YANG MANA?

I was having coffee this afternoon with few friends when someone brought up the topic of Datuk Siti and her show in Royal Albert Hall. Seriously, I haven't seen any of her video performing there. I felt so left out... hahaha.. So, what else to do? Check the net. Ahhh! Found it.. Cindai @ Royal Albert Hall

Performance okay la for such a big budget production. Check the next video. Live performance too.. Hey.. even the backup dancers were wearing almost similar colors.. Not a big budget show, not even a hall.. but they sure having a great time! Love it when she hit the chorus..Fuyoo.. If Siti try this move, be ready to pickup Datuk K's misai Bro! This video is dedicated to my friend and his maid with a message " Selamat Berdangdut Pak ".

So..CINDAI YANG MANA? Hahaha

2007-04-04T13:38:00.000+08:00

KU TAHU KAU RINDU - EL

I Love Ella The Rock Queen. I love her songs. Love her attitude, even though her 'manja-manja' act can make my wife vomit blood! Yesterday, while I was driving from Tanjung Malim, this song was played on the radio. Ku Tahu Kau Rindu.. I love the melody, the music but the lyric...is somehing else..felt like someone just hit my head with a shovel!!

Anyway enjoy this video:

2007-04-04T12:56:00.000+08:00

BACK ONLINE

I was disconnected to the cyberworld since last Sunday. The account is active but no connection. I didn't know whether TMNet people really help me out or not because the last time they called, they asked me to install my modem driver. I don't know about others but my streamyx-in-box do not have modem driver. Last resort, reset my modem and pray.. BRAVO!! Now I'm back.

2007-03-31T11:51:00.000+08:00

MAHATHIR IS BACK

2007-03-24T17:48:00.000+08:00

DREAM TEAM - THE BEGINNING

If I'm not mistaken, this exclusive photo was taken during our trip to Langkawi in 1984. A Football match with Langkawi Team. Match Result: Lupa la pulak!! Thanks to Bazek for emailing me this photo.

2007-03-23T22:34:00.000+08:00

EGO BOOSTER

Almost everyday aku and the gang akan bersarapan di satu restoran Melayu kat Ipoh ni. That is where we have our morning meeting. We'll discus evrything from politics, economy, sports, Zana AF5 etc..
So by the time we finish, everybody will have a task to make the world a better place.
Anyway, apa aku nak cerita ni tak dak kena mengena dengan kawan-kawan tapi pelayan-pelayan restoran tu. Pelayan-pelayan kat situ kebanyakannya budak-budak perempuan remaja lagi, dari apa yang aku nampak dan agak la. Very friendly, sometimes too friendly..
So happen yesterday, aku seorang saja yang datang for breakfast.
So masa tengah ambil nasi lemak, one of the girl popped up this question, "Abang dah kahwin ke?". Well..being a true gentleman, my answer was " kenapa, nampak macam dah kahwin ka?". And she gave me an answer I wished everyone could hear, "Nampak macam belum kahwin, tu yang saya tanya..". Mahal wei..If only those guys were there!! That's it man... make my day.. And told me that she just love to see my hairstyle. The more reason not cut my hair I ? Ahh.. just wait and see la.

2007-03-21T15:06:00.000+08:00

WAX ON WAX OFF

Hey..remember them? Ralph Macchio a.k.a DanielSan and Pat Morita a.k.a Mr Miyagi. There was a time in the 80s, where most of the juniors in my dorm will be at their best behaviour. You don't want to get into trouble with the seniors when all of them practicing the infamous "Crane Kick". Karate kid..ahh..every guy wanted to be DanielSan. At least I did.

When the second installment came out, it caused more misery to the juniors..hahaha.. and it also sparked another madness, Japanese babes.. The song though was the killer. Who can forget "Glory Of Love" by Peter Cetera. Cool movies.. Watch the live version here

"You keep me standing tall

You help me through it all

I'm always strong when you're beside me

I have always needed you

I could never make it alone"

There was one part in the movie that got me a bit disturbed though. Remember when Daniel was begging Mr Miyagi to let him go to Japan? He was saying ""Mr. Miyagi, you're more important than college, you're more important than anything to me." This is something I would say to my girlfriend... And look at the photo..hmm..Now I wonder..

2007-03-19T23:26:00.000+08:00

LAGU MANA

Orang tempat aku selalu kata " Nak buat lagu mana.... " Bukan maksud dia nak cipta lagu atau jadi komposer. Ada persamaan dengan "Apa nak buat" atau "nak buat macam mana.." or "What to do..." Lebih kepada nada kesal kot.. Kebelakangan ni kerap sangat aku dengar ayat " Nak buat lagu mana..." ni. Antaranya: Nak buat lagu mana.....(sambung)
a) dulu suruh cari ,tak nak cari..
b) la dah kahwin
c) orang punya
d) dulu pi cari tak jumpa
e) dulu silap orang
Macam-macam lagi lah...!!

2007-03-19T22:41:00.000+08:00

APA NAK BUAT, DAH NASIB BADAN

A close friend shared with me his problem the other day. He was seeking second opinion, and I wasn't too happy with that, what more if it has something to do with marital problem. The last time someone seek my advice, they got a divorce. And the guy thanked me for showing him the way! Since then aku dah serik nak bagi nasihat. Was it the right thing? Sometime aku rasa they didn't really understand apa yang aku cakap and they took it the wrong way.
I love to cook...so when a guy asked me how to win a girl, I told him to find out what's her favourite food and learn to cook them. He took my advice, and to cut the story short, he managed to get the girl over to his place for a homecook dinner. I was happy for them, only to find out later, not only dinner, the girl stayed for breakfast too!! And they call me Master!
So back to my friend, I did what I do best and pray for something better...

2007-03-14T10:11:00.000+08:00

MOMENT OF GLORY

My father in law can be a pain in the neck when it comes to food. He'll tell u straight in the face if the food is not good. So when this food critic gives u a thumb up, u should be proud. But it was one step better for me yesterday. Here's the story..
My junior was downed with fever. My wife had to be in school until 1, so I have no choice but to take care of the kids since we didn't want to send him to nursery. Father in law is around but .... , never mind. After doing the laundry and gave my junior a dose of medicine, I decided to cook for lunch. Yeah..cook! Among friends and family, they have no doubt about my culinary skill which I took up seriously 15 yrs ago. Nothing formal but through experience and cook books. Yup, I bought cook books and downloaded recipes from the net, especially Chinese cuisine and western. Someone told me, A man in the kitchen is the sexiest form of human being.. Not that I believe her though.
Anyway, i managed to prepare three types of lauk within 30 minutes. It was a simple lunch but wait till you hear the comment made by my father in law. Last nite after dinner ( another special fried rice by yours truly ), my wife told me this " Bapak kata you cook better than me " . And that was it... It must be hard for her to get that from her own father.
She's a good cook. No doubt about that but yesterday was my moment of glory.
For more cooking tips and recipes, please contact saidondengki..hahahahahaha..

2007-03-11T15:55:00.000+08:00

APA DIA TENGKU NAN?

They claim that under new administration, they can speak freely and they can voice out their opinion. I guess by now we all should know why Mahathir did not allow his Ministers to talk so much... Latest one form our Tourism Minister:

Malaysian Tourism Minister Tengku Adnan was reported by Sin Chew to have said the following:

Bloggers are liars. They use all sort of ways to cheat others. From what I know, out of 10,000 unemployed bloggers, 8,000 are women.

Bloggers like to spread rumours, they don’t like national unity. Today our country has achievements because we are tolerant and compromising. Otherwise we will have civil war.

Malays will kill Chinese, Chinese will kill Malays, Indians will kill everybody else.

What is wrong with him? Is he telling us that 80% of Malaysian Women are liars?
And what with that Malays will kill Chinese, Chinese will kill Malay? And Indians will kill everybody...hahaha..Who will kill them? Come on Mr Minister, you can do better..la.
Anyway check out what other bloggers think.
a) Mobs Crib
b) MarinaM
c) Malay Male
d)Zorro-unmasked

2007-03-10T10:05:00.000+08:00

WILD CHILD - W.A.S.P

Boring nite. Search Ares, and found this song. Downloaded. You may or may not heard of the band's name. Check it out here

View the video here

Once in a while, boleh la layan.

*Lagu ini tidak kena mengena dengan sesiapa dan tidak ditujukan kepada sesiapa. Hehehe.

2007-03-09T12:53:00.000+08:00

OOOPSSSSSSS.......I'M THE MAN!!

2007-03-08T13:41:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday to my Ayah (March 8).
Coolest Dad!

2007-03-08T13:30:00.000+08:00

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY

Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you

You have made me what I am and I am yours

My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you

Let me hold you in my arms forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool

I'm so lost in your love

And oh, we belong together

Won't you believe in my song

Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never find you

You have come into my life and made me whole

Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning

Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear

In my eyes I see no one else but you

There's no other love like our love

And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me

I've waited for you for so long

Lady, your love's the only love I need

And beside me is where I want you to be'Cause, my love, there's somethin' I want you to know

You're the love of my life, you're my lady

~Kenny Rogers~

2007-03-05T18:29:00.000+08:00

CONTRACTOR, TENDER AND 4D

My friend Lim asked me to accompany him to 'buy share' at a 4D oulet the other day. Being a good friend I don't mind going eventhough I do not believe in the system. Lim, on the other hand, is a regular 'investor' and he can swear to you he made his money. When we reached there, he went in to do the transaction. It was a long queue so I waited outside. That was when another friend of mine saw me. Smiled at him, well wrong move man... A minute later he was next to me.

Me: Long time no see...

Mr Contractor: Very busy la. Buy number ka? Cannot u know, we malay cannot gamble..

Me: No la, where got. My friend buying only.. So what u do now?

Mr Contractor: Contract la.. not easy to get a job. So many contractors. Hard to get tender..

Me: Tell me something. You wait for tender. So when tender come out, you go and take the tender la?

Mr Contractor: Not that simple la. If u want to get a tender, u must buy the document.

Me: Oh..How much?

Mr Contractor: Depend la.. the bigger the job, the more you have to pay for the document. Take back the document, quote your price etc..etc.. and submit back.

Me: Then u get the job? So simple..

Mr Contractor: Not yet. They have to go thru all the submission by a panel. U see sometime one tender, 100 companies also masuk, not me alone..

Me: Aisee..So after u submit, u just wait for the result la? If u are selected, u get the job?

Mr Contractor: Lebih kurang like that la.

Me: Hmm..So if i strike, I got a big job la? More money la.. If don't strike, can I get back the money I pay for the document?

Mr Contractor: Sorry la bang... Kira burn la!

Me: You have 50 Ringgit now?

Mr Contractor: Why? Want to borrow ka? Got

Me: No..No..you see that guy wearing blue shirt and yellow short? He is my friend, why don't you take your 50 and get in the line!

2007-03-05T17:02:00.000+08:00

21 YEARS AGO

Gambar-gambar ni aku simpan sejak dari tahun 1986. Ni first time aku pi tengok konsert Search, kat Expo Alor Setar. Memang aku minat gila dengan Search ni. Jadi bersempena dengan Ulangtahun ke 25 Search aku publishkan gambar-gambar ni. Happy 25th Birthday Rockers! Gambar yang sama juga aku hantar ke website DuniaSearch

2007-03-01T15:48:00.000+08:00

PENGUBAHSUAIAN DAN PENYUSUNAN SEMULA

Okay. Buat keputusan untuk ubah serba sedikit penampilan blog ni. Nama dah tukar ke Apa Dia? Banyak features masih lagi dalam peringkat percubaan. Memang aku blog ni pun untuk bersuka-suka so aku cuba buat bagi aku suka tengok blog ni. Gambar saidondengki pun akan muncul dengan wajah baru. Tunggu dan lihat. Apa Dia?

2007-02-27T13:45:00.000+08:00

LAGU PILIHAN AKU

Bersempena dengan romantiknya bulan Februari ni. Aku nak dedicate this lovely song for special person. Lirik lagu ni cukup meleleh la. Sayang sikit penyanyi dah tak dak.

BIARLAH BULAN BICARA

Bulan sabit

Yang jatuh dipelataran

Bintang redup

Tanpa cahaya gemintang

Langkah tanpa arah

Sesat di jalan yang terang

Aku yang terlena dibuai pelukan dosa

Chorus:

Ingin pulang membalut luka hatimu

Ku pun tahu betapa pedih batinmu

Beri kesempatan atau jatuhkan hukuman

Andai maaf pun tak kau berikan

Air mata tulus jatuh di sudut bibir mu

Tak terlintas dendam di bening mata indah mu

Aku yang merasa sangat berdosa pada mu

Masih pantaskah mendampingi mu

Biar lah bulan bicara sendiri

Biarlah bintang kan menjadi saksi

Tak kan ku ulangi walau sampai akhir nanti

Cukup derita sampai di sini

-Broery Marantika-

2007-02-27T10:51:00.000+08:00

WHO IS JEAN DANKER?

Rumours spread that our PM is marrying (or married ) Jean Danker. If its true then Selamat Pengantin Baru. Read more at http://malaysia-today.net/blog2006/corridors.php?itemid=2566

Someone has done a search on Jean Danker. View result http://amirhafizi.blogspot.com/2007/02/pimpin-lah-exclusive-stolen-pictures-of.html
Yeah..rite. In your dream Lah.

Lagi la tak cukup tidog..

2007-02-27T10:44:00.000+08:00

BLAME IT ON THE RAIN

Yeah....lets blame someone or something!!!

KISS - I was made for loving you (Live)

2007-02-26T20:56:00.001+08:00

Yeah, I was made for loving you baby, you were made for loving me..Can't get enough of you baby...Bla..bla..Love the song so much.

Foreigner- I want to know what love is

2007-02-26T20:13:00.001+08:00

All Time Favourite

2007-02-26T20:02:00.000+08:00

OLD TOWN KOPI TIAM - Where Everybody STILL Knows Their Name

I was not in a good mood today until I saw KL RED CARPET! At least I have something to laugh at. What were they thinking? Guys..As if The Academy Award is in KL. I tought only BOLLYWOOD having their Award show in Malaya. They should do the same when it comes to the final of RAJA LAWAK ASTRO!!

Okay..enough jokes for the day. Lets see, why was i not in good mood? Couple of reasons..

Reason 1, try summarize 20 years of your life and tell it to someone in 1 hour! Trust me, not an easy task.Result : Screwed

Reason 2, found out that all this while, i should have got what is mine IF i did not give up too soon. Result: Screw me!

Reason 3, found out that the one who made all the mistakes was ME! Result: Screw me again!

Reason 4, I was popular with girls in school and I did not know about that! Damn..Kick My Ass Please.

Reason 5, found out that I still love and loved!!

So, what Kopi Tiam had to do with all these? You guess.

Moccha White Cofee Please! And DEALOVA is for you.

2007-02-19T20:53:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY AND HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

Wow...finally I'm back. Still in February, so still not to late to wish a Happy new Year 2007. New year, new hope, new resolution. Most people kick off their new year with new things...new clothes, new gadgets, new sofa sets etc..etc.. Hey some even bought themselves a yacht and a plane!!! Talk about big bang!!

Also.. Happy Valentine's Day. Lots of LOVE!! My friend when asked why is he not buying anything for his wife on Valentine's Day. Simple answer..." I forgot la!" A very honest answer indeed.. Don't give bullshit answer like "Oh, I celebrate my love all the time, this one day don't make any different" She knows I love her"..

A very Happy Chinese New Year to all my Chinese friends ( I have quite a number of them). May this year be a better year. Hopefully this year no one is blaming you guys AGAIN...Ha ha ha.

Its sure good to be back online again. I'll try to post more this year. February is special. Trust me.

2006-11-21T21:21:00.000+08:00

TERIMAKASIH THE STAR

Dr M gets Mother Teresa award

"ALOR STAR: Former prime minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad is the first Malaysian to receive the Mother Teresa Memorial International Award for Social Justice.

The award was presented during a ceremony at Taj President Hotel in Mumbai, India, yesterday. "

Dalam TV tak nampak pun news pasal ni, suratkhabar lain pun tak dak mention apa-apa, kecuali The Star. Bagi yg lain-lain tu mungkin hal ni dah tak penting kot. Apalah sangat berita ni kalau nak compare dengan berita pelakon-pelakon Nana Tanjung yang terkejut pasai kompleks tempat nak tayang filem tu terbakar.

2006-11-18T23:52:00.000+08:00

WHAT IS AZRA?

Pergghh..very very sibuk la since my last article. Banyak perkembangan berlaku dalam seminggu dua ni. A woman was bombed, our Great Dr. M was in IJN. alhamdulillah he was okay, then we have Perhimpunan Agung UMNO, which to me was a bit dull until we had the side show from Datuk Mukhriz....way to go Datuk.

So after those excitement, I think we should take a nice break with something a bit different. Let us solve the mystery of AZRA.Some have seen this written somewhere, some might have heard about it, ada yang teruja dengan kehebatannya. So what is AZRA?

To understand this, we have to go back 20 to 25 years. Why 20 years? Some researchers believe this thing mostly existed in the 80s.They believe this is part of a certain ritual done by a loving couple during that era. This was how they seal their true love. To the loving couple, the power of AZRA will strenghten their love and most importantly, they will be in each other heart forever. Some people believe that the power of AZRA is still as strong as it was 20 years ago.

If you guys are still wondering apa ke jadahnya article ni, keep on wondering. To me, I've found the power of AZRA. Hidup AZRA...Dulu. kini dan selamanya.

2006-11-08T10:12:00.000+08:00

THINK-TANK CANNOT THINK AHH?

Hot News Today:
Model brutally murdered
A political analyst attached with a politically well-connected think-tank was picked up for questioning over the gruesome murder of a Mongolian model whose body was blown to bits. The analyst, in his 40s, was taken from his office in Ampang to assist investigations into the 28-year-old model's murder.

Aiyaa... This what happen la when you let your smaller head do the thinking, which according to my wife,most men do. Hello brader, ever heard of CONDOM ka?

2006-11-04T23:11:00.000+08:00

I AM NORMAL, WE ARE NORMAL

This article from Malay Mail came at the right time. Thankyou Datuk, at least I know I'm normal and few of my friends too..

Sex on your mind? You’re normal!
-by MINXY MEERA MURUGESAN -

IT’S OK. We’re normal.

The fact that many Malaysians today have an open attitude towards sex and admit to thinking about sex is a good sign, says Datuk Dr Mat Saat Baki, a clinical and consulting psychologist at Pantai Medical Centre.

Dr Mat Saat was commenting on the results of the Weekend Mail’s sex survey which was conducted among 100 Malaysians aged 18 to 35.

“At least it’s an indication that sex is no longer the taboo subject it once was,” said Dr Mat Saat, who’s also a sexologist.

But there’s a difference between thinking about sex and actually doing it and this has a lot to do with our Asian culture and religious values, he explains.

Thinking about sex or thinking about experimenting is all quite common, he says, but what our young people need is the wisdom to manage these feelings.

“Right now, they have access to a lot of information about sex but lack the wisdom to make the right decisions,” he says.

Studies have shown that young people, especially those in urban areas, are experimenting as young as 12 or 13 years of age.

“In the West, the approach used may be very open but we need to tackle it within our social, cultural and religious context,” he said.

“We need to equip young people with the wisdom so they don’t simply follow their instincts or copy what they see where sex is concerned,” said Dr Mat Saat.

“Sex education is not about sexual intercourse per se. It’s about the art of living and the science of life,” he said.

This involves defining what it means to be a man or woman and the relationships that are formed or teaching children about their private parts and what’s appropriate and not appropriate behaviour, he said.

“I believe this should start early, in primary school because starting in upper secondary may be too late.”

2006-11-04T11:06:00.000+08:00

Teluk Wanjah Inn

You'll never find this special place listed in any directory, be it Yellow Pages or even Tourism Malaysia Guide.This was part of Kedah History. To me and few other guys this place will always be part of our memories. "you can check in anytime you like but you never want to leave" is the best way to describe this unique place. A lot of important events took place during the great years, the birth of 'Abang Coke', the Harryses meet Sally of jalan Putra, Omag the Great, Pak Met and His Super Sportcar Fiat 808 (if i'm not mistaken), take a ride on this and go to Penang and you'll have an experience of a lifetime!! There were a lot more.. but off course never make to history text book.
Anyway, for the guy who was in charge TWI..you know who you are dude.. Bravo!! Passed thru the place during Hari Raya, it was still there but never the same..it will never be.

2006-11-02T14:22:00.000+08:00

Raya Dah Habis...Kerja la Pulak

Amacam hari raya? Kalut sikit tahun ni pasai bini tak ambik cuti. Balik kampung, dah la jauh nun..raya kedua dah kena balik mai. Adik beradik ada beribu, mana nak sempat beraya semua. Not sure about others but to me everytime balik raya, Sup Gearbox Pak Ngah Da'e is must have. Normally he'll cook the specialty on the first day so this year lepas sembahyang raya dok tunggu jugak kot ada tapi dia tak dak di rumah! Damn.... Why?? Well may be this year tarak... Second day while doing all the packing, ready to go, that GUY showed up in front of the house bearing the good news! The SOUP is ready!! Apparently he got to be somewhere more important than the SOUP on the first raya...God! What else could be more important than the bloody SOUP!Some people...
Apa pun dapat jugak aku beraya dengan mereka2 yang penting dalam family cirlce aku walaupun agak terkilan tak sempat nak beraya dengan member member. Anak pulak time time ni la tak sihat.Normally first and second day will be the family day, the third day onward, friends get together.This year sorry la geng, bini kerja. Promised someone to meet during raya, well sorry too..
Ni dah start kerja, mula la pening.. Payment, quotation, invoice, payment, bla...bla...bla...

2006-10-11T11:50:00.000+08:00

80’s, ROCK and LOVE

Year 1985, location: sekolah berasrama penuh, surrounded by rubber trees. A 16 year old rocker wannabe flipping thru his collection of music cassettes, looking for The Music fit for his feeling at that bloody moment. Loudness…no…Iron Maiden..no…Scorpion..hmm. no..DIO?..nope..blaaah..blahh..WAIT!! What is this? Foreigner? Who the hell is Foreigner? Rock..Heavy Metal?? Switched on the Mini Compo (do we still have it nowadays?) Put in the tape..Yup..That’s it..that’s the song for tonite! And it goes like this:
I gotta take a little time
A little time to think things over
I better read between the lines
In case I need it when Im older

Now this mountain I must climb
Feels like a world upon my shoulders
I through the clouds I see love shine
It keeps me warm as life grows colder

In my life theres been heartache and pain
I dont know if I can face it again
Cant stop now, Ive traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me

Im gonna take a little time
A little time to look around me
Ive got nowhere left to hide
It looks like love has finally found me

In my life theres been heartache and pain
I dont know if I can face it again
I cant stop now, Ive traveled so far
To change this lonely life

I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me
I wanna know what love is
I want you to show meAnd I wanna feel,
I want to feel what love isAnd I know, I know you can show me
Lets talk about love

I wanna know what love is, the love that you feel inside
I want you to show me, and Im feeling so much love
I wanna feel what love is, no, you just cannot hide
I know you can show me, yeah
I wanna know what love is, lets talk about
want you to show me, I wanna feel it too

I wanna feel what love is, I want to feel it too
And I know and I know, I know you can show me
Show me love is real, yeah
I wanna know what love is...

Took out the letter he got from someone special that evening, read it for the third time, SMILE..stood on the bed, hands up in the air and shouted YEAHHHHHHH….I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL. Yeah..and the rocker was in LOVE!! ROCK NEVER DIES!!

2006-10-11T10:23:00.000+08:00

Paint Job

Yesterday my wife decided we need to do some repainting on the wall and the gate. A good idea if not in Puasa Month! Anyway I thought I was up to the challenge, so armed with a roller and a bucket, a team of cheerleader in the form of my 4 year old daughter and his little brother, I'm READY! 9.30 a.m , the weather was clear, the sun was beautifull than ever, started to rollll...!! 11.30 a.m managed to complete 1/4 and the sun was getting lovelier! Not so bad huh?? Then..BANG!! My cheerleader decided its Ice Cream time!! Yehaaaaa... all the sudden the paint look so creamy....Damn.. well to cut the story short, after 5 bottles of mineral water and 5 trips to the kitchen, the job accomplished around 5 p.m. At least my daughter was so impressed with my artistic work and that's enough for me.

2006-10-09T09:50:00.000+08:00

WWE, ME AND MY COUNTRY

Susah pulak nak tido malam ni,so decided to think of something of my interest..yup, world wrestling entertainment or WWE. I'm a big fan of this mega budget circus..A follower since their WWF days. There are idiots who do not understand the whole concept of pro wrestling. Hello fren, bila tengok Trish Stratus, just forget about the concept okay?

Then there is this guy..Vince McMahon. Untuk yg tak tau, he's the big boss,and when he wants people to kiss ass, he really mean it. He runs the show together with his family members, his son Shane, daughter Stephanie and his famous Son in law, the cerebral assasin Triple H. Simple rule, be in Vince good book or your days are numbered. Those against him will have their life constantly ruined by the son and the son-in-law.Well..the best thing is, sekali sekala there will be one of two guys who manage to get in their way but normally tak lama la. Until you have someone macam The Rock or Hulk Hogan making a comeback to spoil their plan and save the day..Sekarang ni Dgeneration X yg tengah causing miserable life to McMahons.

There u have it, an ego-maniac, I'm the Boss, you better kiss my ass Vince McMahon, his Son, Daughter and Triple H running the show, suddenly all seems too familiar.Why?? Now I REALLY can't sleep.Hmm..so familiar, so close but what is it? Why do I have this feeling that Ive seen this somewhere else too? SHIT.......... They are running my COUNTRY!!!!